Tuesday, April 12, 2011

peTTy pLanT tHeif

The point of Self Check out FOR ME is to NOT be bothered … I don’t want to bother anyone & don’t wish to be bothered AND I want to bag my own SHIT all 8 items today
One being a little tropical plant J the last thing I rang through so I could carry it AND not have it fall down the roll bars off the conveyor belt

Well Sherlock India didn’t think so, first he takes the plant (after I placed on safe land) & claims I’ve not scanned it
But there it is in plain English “Foliage” $.$$
I point but he rings it in again

Cause apparently I look like the type who buys everything but tries to sneak out with a tropical spiking leaf plant

So now it’s rung in TWICE and of course India can’t fixed his own fuck up, he’s gotta go get little Itally to fix his fuck up

As if this is not enough he then places the plant on the FUCKING roller Bars & it falls over, dirt everywhere !!!!!  THEN he puts the plant in a plastic bag !!!  WTF
So now I’ve paid for a PLANT ONLY NO DIRT and it’s SUFFOCATING in a plastic bag

Excellent, thank you sir

I didn’t say anything BUT one day ONE day Jon my head is going to spontaneously combust !!!  

I just smiled like “ohhhhh it’s ok”  I like my plants half dead when I get them, it’s a challenge !!!  it’s like the plants my mom & sister give me ... damn near DEAD

Which BTW my moms near dead Poinsettia is doing GREAT

I’m still waiting for that avocado to sprout 

Finding a post box is hard !!!  the nearest is not near, wow, snail mail … oh so difficult

Still waiting for my bank card to come
I actually had to go into the bank today !!! SO I thought while I’m here I’ll set up this online banking thingy … but no I gotta call a # & get online while on the phone and do it all that way ….

Hummm if only I had WiFi in my house & didn’t have this 2hr battery limit on my computer hummm

Alright I’m off here
Happy fucking MONDAY I think it’s Monday lol

Mad LoVe,
Yer lil Red plant Theif

Skull candy  =  the Brazilian Girls !!!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

cheRRy sHiT


I’m not sure what I did to piss the birds off but they seem to have it out for me/my car

I come out & all the cars on this block are covered in pretty little pink flower petals from the trees … all but my car which is COVERED in bird shit !!!  my car is now black & white bird shit tye-dyed WTF

I might actually wash the damn thing cause you KNOW it won’t rain for a month now
Rain all damn week but now that I want natures car wash it won’t

Fucking birds …  I need C02 for my bee bee gun … get their feather asses

Walked ALL over DC yesterday, a LOT of tourist but still nice J  it is pretty in the spring … they planted tulips EVERYWHERE probably to make up for the fail cherry blossoms

I want HOT !!!  I want to go to the beach & meditate & today is 80 Degree weather

The same 900 yr old hag that took my table last time at this library is still here at that table !!!  I swear I’ve never wanted to kick an elderly’s ass SO much
OUTLET HOG !!!!

OH got an inter view this week, not sure on the date but right over in Sterling
I’m a sure shoe in … the job is PERFECT for what the fuck I do !!!  and a print shop so I can keep my piercing & ink without worry ahhhhhh

It’s always’s good to know you STILL got it and I DO (of course)
when I was in G-town w/T’ we got a cat call from a HOT man riding down the road and a head turner !!!  niccccceeeee
and I got hit on last night waiting for the train niccccc

Metroed in & out the city twice AND each time I FeLL UP the Moving Flight of stairs, I’ve lost balance AND apparently the ability to LIFT my foot to the height of the next stair
AND S’ wanted to bike through the city !!!  that’s asking how FasT I can get hit
OR hit some poor pedestrian with a bicycle !!! 
I guess I could wear my dirt bike helmet LOL

I have not had a drop of alcohol since I saw your ass, which is GREAT
Though I had enough that Sunday to take down a cow thus my taking of a break

I don’t mind being a lush BUT I am not gonna be an alcoholic !!!  and it’s not appropriate that I can consume that much & still find my way to my house … though it did take 3 wrong doors to step back & look around and actually FIND my house woooow

Alright I’m off to shower, the funk in strong on me

Mad LoVe,
yEr lil reD

skull candy = MJ ~ Dangerous ~ Who iS iT

Sunday, April 10, 2011

8 mile thong


Well I got my 8 miles in today dispite the threat of rain lol gloomy ass day
I don’t know WHY I ever wear underwear, they just bother me !!! they fell down my cheeks then went up my crack !!! for about 6 of those 8 miles
Took a mile just to numb over, CoLd out there !!!

I always think it’s a good idea then I learn the same lesson the hard way

Saw a Blue Heron too, I’ll send you a pic

I keep going to get something & then remember I have no debit/credit card !!! grrrr I’m holding on to this 10 for TP and OJ the necessities !!!  5 – 7 day’s to get the new one
Snail mail BLowS if it takes 7 day’s I’ll shoot my post man, with a bee bee gun along with the neighbors dog that pisses in the yard and kills the grass
They did spot treatment throughout the ENTIRE neighborhood on the dead grass
Pointless with HUNDRES of dogs pissing out there GOD

I would really love a smoothie from Panera but NO CARD
I know I KNOW I can go in to the actual physical bank but not till Monday they closed at 12 today AND yes I KNOW
I should have online banking set up
That’s something to accomplish on MonDay

Why can’t it just be Sunday already

The blister on my food did NOT improve with 8 miles more today & now I have a blister on top of a blister
YES it’s possible … I have the sweatiest little feet !!!

Cherry Blossom got gloomed out … which is fine I did it minus the tourist on Wed
Theres no blossoms I doubt any shot up today, it’s cold

Sitting out in my car in Ruby Tuesdays parking lot, it could be warmer !!!  I hate running the car just to keep warm while I jump on here I keep thinking it’s Sunday !!!  I wish it were, kinda, really I just wish I was right about the damn day
I WISH I could get the WiFi at my own HOUSE AHHHHHHHH !!!!!
If the WiFi gods would just shine on me … I swear I’ll be SO grateful !!!

Well I hope your doing great, even if you are working, hey at least your in the States even if the Government is ALL jacked up LOL it’s still open … better than being shot at !!!

Mad love
Yer Red Runner

Skull candy = MJ dangerous album been a while

Thursday, April 7, 2011

late night wifi

so after loosing my mind to overloaded WiFi
i got it back after a 6mile walk ahhhh

it's amazing how things work SO much better when my damn head is on straight !!!

i am not in the parking lot of panera they are closed BUT their wifi is still spining to me at FULL speed with NO pausing :) ahhhhh

anywhosit, walked through DC Wed which was not as promising since that storm blew out all the Cherry Blossoms, the trees were pretty pitiful looking i must say
BUT since our stupid Gov is shuting down i guess there wont be a Blossom Parade anyways huh

which is the LEAST of my issues with this GOV shut down BS what the fuck !!!!  seriously WTF did this happen during the first depression ??

but i'm just not gonna think about it cause my little head can't take it ... and why stress over shit out my control

my mom called & said i should just move home ... i know she would love that ... what is with moms they never want the kids to leave AND the fathers never let them move back LOL

annnyways i think i'll just do late night resume from now on, got it all to myself, though sitting in this parking lot is ... i feel shady he he

OMG i had the most amazing ice cream and i dont like ice cream but it was smores ... gram cracker ice cream, holy shit

my girl called me up bitching about her man while on the can LoL i know right
but it has been about 3mos AND that is the time you start seeing the true colors of a MoFo
then she jumps off quick "oh he's here i gotta go"
my god, if you can't get away on the shitter NO wonder Ya'll sick of each other !!!
shit

one thing about sitting in my car is no one bothering me :) shit

alright i'm off, tired as hell
mad love
yer shady bitch

skull candy = baduism

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Li berry bloSSom

the library didnt open until 1pm WTF kinda public service is this


ugh

so i got here at like 11:30 and sat in my car which got the WiFi reception
:) SWEET so i got shit done in my car then came when a line started to form
outside the door OF THE LIBRARY
crazy ... line at the Library AND again, two different people walk over to
me to ask me when they open

i don't know what about me is so damn approachable BUT damn

AND nevermind there is a big white sign with the Library Hours right there
... of course then they wanted to know the time ...  the only people left in
existance with no clock

FINALLY get all set up an i swear to GOD jon, i could not connect to the
WiFi
no problem in my car
come inside & i gotta reboot

is it JUST me or does that picture of Gaddafi on Time Magazine resemble Walter Matthau
i'm just saying

FINALLY rebooted & up & running what the shit

then T emails me asking to meet up for cherry blossom walk ... i say i can't
i just got to the library
to which she replies, the library will be there but this beautiful day has
an expiration

and it's true

SO ALL that shit for me running out the door

PS
i'm over your standing me up ok
plus i still have yet to tell you that

when i was pissed & upset & went to get wine to get over your ass
i found
FIFTY BUCKS

:) ha ha ha
your still an ass
that was the Gods Saying, fuck, throw the bitch a bone before she tears
again over this guy

anywhosit i'm off to walk the water front & see some purddy cherry blossoms

mad love,
your once thought favorite red

skull candy = deep dish stuck on them

Lirbrary 101 (4/6/2010)

FIRST the library didnt open until 1pm WTF kinda public service is this

ugh

so i got here at like 11:30 and sat in my car which got the WiFi reception :) SWEET so i got shit done in my car then came when a line started to form outside the door OF THE LIBRARY
crazy ... line at the Library AND again, two different people walk over to me to ask me when they open

i don't know what about me is so damn approachable BUT damn

AND nevermind there is a big white sign with the Library Hours right there ... of course then they wanted to know the time ...  the only people left in existance with no clock

FINALLY get all set up an i swear to GOD jon, i could not connect to the WiFi
no problem in my car
come inside & i gotta reboot

FINALLY rebooted & up & running what the shit

then T emails me asking to meet up for cherry blossom walk ... i say i can't i just got to the library
to which she replies, the library will be there but this beautiful day has an expiration

and it's true

SO ALL that shit for me running out the door

PS
i'm over your standing me up ok
plus i still have yet to tell you that

when i was pissed & upset & went to get wine to get over your ass
i found
FIFTY BUCKS

:) ha ha ha
your still an ass
that was the Gods Saying, fuck, throw the bitch a bone before she tears again over this guy

alright i'm off for a walk along the water & beautiful cherry blossoms that are sure to cause a sneeze

mad love,
your once thought favorite red

skull candy = deep dish, stuck on them

just reaLized (9/12/2010


keep them for me :)

i know right, like you don't collect enough of my shit

you could open a museum w/ALL the crap of mine your stuck with
LoL

& you dick DOES own you $$ HA HA HA beat 'em GooD
your shit cracks me up

i'm still on the prowl for some descent dick
did i tell ya bout the guy not kissing w/his tongue WTF
and you know kissing is one way to find out how good he'll be in bed, its a good rule to follow
so needless to say, no more foreigners

i'm done trying to find dick or a date or anything
just gonna enjoy ME & get out & about

oh crap speed dating is this sunday
HA
i think i'll be going to the Skins Cowboy Game WEEEEEEE
that will be my first pro football game if that works out lol

fuck the speed dating lol

miss you
love you
see you
soon mother fucker
yours truly
~ one smacked ass gypsy peacing OUT

OH & hey, i've always worked out thank you ... just never had a personal trainer
who kicked my ASS & put me on this insane diet
but i'm happy to be getting back to what i was before i moved to this whole area
i worked out at the gym every day

you just happened to meet me when i lost my job & lively hood

peaCe & arT
& safety vibes for you too
for i think of you often

ccccaaaaaaffffffiiiiiinnnnneeeee (9/7/2010)

there was no caffeine when i got in today :( i can't find anything but
decaf ... who drinks decaf, really

anywhosit, i'm happy to hear your got a porcelein toilet
AND found a use still for the PortaJon LoL most people would have kicked that can to the curb ... i like your resorcfullness LoL

i think of you also when i'm alone in my bed & i agree
i can't remember a time it was ever bad ... its alway's been pretty hot, even
when i'de be mad at you ... ha ha ha
inauguration week is bar none the best sex to date ...  that's when
standing up (with you) was marked my favorite position also ... though
that time in your bathroom, that standing quickie ... that was a fucking awesome quickie cause i/we went from zero to OOO in like ... i dont' know 60sec ... i don't think you thought i really got off but damn ... did i ever, i was shocked how fast cause usually i'm the only one who can get me off that fast

ok enough of that, or else i'll have to shut my office door
here & pull up your pics HA HA HA
but you are who i think of when i get myself off ... &
it's been that way since you managed to get my damn #

my workout w/ T was great, my ass, ouch,
that muscle below my ass ...
oooooo sore, arms, shoulders etc sore
good workout ... though i'll probably be hurting more tomorrow

anywhosit, this work week is slow & next week i pretty sure i have off
:( cause most everyone will be at the conference in Chicago.  but that
week is my FIND ANOTHER JOB WEEK be it FT or PT

i meditate on my wrangler this AM & money in the bank :) i remember
when i first got laid off & would ALWAYS say, i refuse i believe i will ever run out of $$ & i never did ... i need to get that mentality back

i want to have my SHIT together by V-day ... don't ask why that date
cause you know its coming from a damn dream LoL me & my dreams ...
which have been really vivid the past few weeks, more so than usual reaLLy
last night i drempt i lost my foot during a crazy soccer game ... i freaked out at first & at one point you came to see me in the hospital & brought me a new foot ... which sounds about right
.. it was spring loaded & then i got to do this job picking fruit off the tops of trees
cause i could jump & reach them
anywhosit, i'm glad to hear your doing well :) makes not eating meat
worth it ... i've really have not had any land creatures
since before June ... & me & buddha have gotten closer too

Im hoping to have fri off so i can go to bike week for the weekend in oc would be much fun

Well in off til our next interlude
And hey, you can never be to lewd with places you have to relieve yourself lol

Mad love,
Yer favorite wondering nomad

skull candy = badu

Monday, April 4, 2011

blog jon

ok i just set up a blog AND i'm still writing YOU

i don't even know how to get to it BUT you know you can sell ads that shit !!!  pretty cool
i post my first one

it's about this Marine that shows up 10hrs late after i'm past the point of drunkeness to get off LOL

this was your idea

and i'm not shitting you jon while i sat here in McDs setting it up AND i'm sitting here with my head phones on this guy comes over & says something, i take off my head phones and he's like "how would i go about selling 45 records"
i'm NOT shitting you jon, i asked him to repeat the questions twice before i realized that he's asking about some vinyl records from the Beatles & shit ....

i really wanted to be a smart ass say something like "do i have Pon Shop written on my forehead"

but i could see he was buzzed or high, something, BURNT definately not working with a full deck
then he goes on & on about all these records, he sits down at my tables, i suggest taking them to a Pon-shop or 2nd hand store to get them appraised, he's like "i'm not giving them to good will"
sigh
i try to explain that he should get them appraised from a few different places that would know their worth ... ooooooo he says
wow, then he starts rambleing on about how this used to be a field & that over there used to be a barn or something ...  all i hear is his fucked up teeth that are ALL different in length, freaky shit and every shade of brown to black ...
BUT the worst when he finally stood up to leave he intronduced himself AND put out his nasty grimy hand to shake !!!!!  and when we shook hands i SWEAT to GOD my hand stuck to his sticky grimy hand AHHHHHHHHHHH

AnD this is why god gave us Sanitizer cause i just saturated my hand in the shit

i swear that is THE LAST time i get dressed up to go to Mc Ds LOL

alright Jon, i'm blogging NOW and you know what i think THIS is better than what i blogged hummmm i just might copy and paste the letter i write to you cause its easier to write to you, i don't have a filter you know, i'm not affraid of you misunderstanding my shit

were as the blog, i'm writing to no one ya know

so yeah, i think i'll just do that

until next time WHICH i MUST reiterate YOU BETTER GIVE ME MORE TIME
A$$

meditate for your ass for almost a year WITHOUT meat
which btw McDs Cheeseburger is just as delicious as i remembered mmmmmmmm but the fries were cold

you owe me BIG time
i barely remember anything but wanting to slap the SHIT out of you
AND if i were sober you KNOW i would have

SO in the future you will be receiveing my emails from my blog address

i'll try not to use your full name but your pretty safe with Jon, god knows theres a MILLION jons

but your my jon
weather we like it or not

mad love,
yer sober red head

ps i am NEVER drinking again ... OMG i puked didn't i
wow, no wonder you left

you know, a HOT MESS was not how i envisioned seeing you for the first time in almost a year going
you owe me
maybe when i visit S next we can meet up, your near Annapolis right ?? i think